Seriously, my heart rate is insanely fast even now, 24 hours later, to be sharing this story. Big Philip just rolled his eyes when he came home. I mean, I at least expected a "hey honey, I'm proud of you, that was so brave!" or maybe a congratulatory hug. But no, just an eye roll.
So this begs the question. Do you ever take everything out of your kitchen cabinets to disinfect the shelves, walls, bases, screws, washers, bolts, clips, (insert additional hardware here depending on your level of compulsion)? If you do, how often do you do it?