Little Philip leaving school seeing a red minivan like ours: That's Mommy's car!
Daddy: That looks like Mommy's car.
Little Philip: That's because it IS Mommy's car, silly goose.
Little Philip drags his rocking horse into the living room during the Kentucky Derby.
Mommy: Philip, what is your horsey's name?
Philip looks confused.
Mommy asks in a different way: Philip, what do you call your horsey?
Philip says "HERE, HORSE!"
Tossing a beach ball around the room, Mommy says "throw the ball to Riley (dog), Philip!"
Philip: No, Riley can't catch because he doesn't have hands.