At bedtime, just before prayers, a conversation between father and son...
Daddy, did you know there are three Gods?
Yes, God the Father, God the Son, and then the broccoli said the Holy Ghost. He made a mistake. It's the Holy Spirit.
Some people say Holy Ghost, Philip. Broccoli wasn't wrong.
But most people say Holy Spirit, right Daddy?
Apparently, Little Philip watched Veggietales at school today.